Score: 5

"meh"

submission: Hello Pussy Gets Laid

date: November 23, 2007

the graphics are decent and even though the plot was a bit weird you at least had one.
the music was very repetitive and i badly missed some voice acting. furthermore, why that little button in the top left corner? that wasn't necessary. just create some fluent animations and if you use speech bubbles, make sure they stay on screen long enough. clicking a button the whole time doesn't add interactivity, it's just annoying.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: Por Que

date: November 23, 2007

i have to admit that i didn't get the joke. but even when i leave that aside, that flash isn't that good anyways. the graphics are poorly done and there's no background at all.
the voices are sometimes overamplified and it cracks the whole time-

put a lot more effort into your flashes. create abackground and more detailed graphics.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: Indepensent Killers Full

date: November 23, 2007

first of all: a black text on a dark blue background is NOT a good idea! it's very hard to read!

ok, on with the review: the idea is quite good and the graphics are decent enough. one can tell that you put some effort into this game.
the idea with different parts is good, too.
but unfortunately that game doesn't make any sense as the opponents dissappear shortly after they fired at the player. that makes the whole concept somewhat useless. also, you didn't add a lifebar or at least or scoring.
so one can just sit back and click "continue" and beat the game with little to no effort.

but i liked that you used different sounds and music and even some voice acting.

Score: 0

"meh"

submission: dragon ball stick

date: November 21, 2007

well, where to start... first of all: you didn't have any backgrounds. that looks bad and is quite annoying. then, you didn't add sound to this. this is also annyoing and shows your lack of effort.
also, the whole thing was too fast. i couldn't read a thing! slow down that thing and try again!
the graphics looked really bad. even for stickmen. try to smoothen up the graphics a tad bit; put some effort into creating flashes!
also, stickmen and dragonball z are both topics, that have been done to death. even back then. try to be more original.

Score: 3

"meh"

submission: Kill All Dickheads

date: November 21, 2007

the characters looked all right and the deaths were excecuted quite well, too. the blood looked allright and the sounds were good, too.
but somehow this isn't a good flash... maybe because you didn't any detailed backgrounds or maybe because this was quite pointless after all? or maybe even both?
try to think of a better plot - or try to add some more scenes to this. it was quite short.

Score: 7

"meh"

submission: Five Guys in a Car

date: November 20, 2007

hey, this is really funny. it really cracked me up when after that classical piece of music (damn memory... always forgetting the name of it) and then suddendly... *bam* 'trio' with their smash hit "da da da"! :D
the graphics looked really nice and also the backgrounds were done in a nice way.
only bad thing about it is that it's a bit too short. it would have been a good idea if you had shown some "dialogues" out of the "movie".

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: Slice Up Stone Cold

date: November 20, 2007

the gameplay sure needs some work. all you have to do is hit the space bar and wait until he flips the bird and then press the "attack"-button. and then rinse and repeat that until you finally manage to get his life bar down to zero.
it's a bit unfair, i think. if he hits me, i lose about 1/4 of my life bar, if i hit him he loses about 1/100 of his. this is more that just a bit unbalanced.
also, the graphics of this aren't good either. the picture of stone cold is very grainy (maybe you zoomed in too much) and the backgrounds don't look that good, too.
then, the animations are a bit bland. all stone cold does is throwing his fists at me (his arms don't move when he does that) and moving his head a bit when i hit him. the animation of the sword isn't better, either. you definetly have to work on that.
the music gets annoying very fast. you should have added either some more music than one can choose from or an option to turn it off.

Score: 0

"meh"

submission: Microsoft 2000

date: November 20, 2007

this is mildly funny, but sadly no effort whatsoever is shown in this flash. it's just some random text on the screen with a black background and nothing else.
and what's even worse: the text is too fast. ok, maybe one isn't supposed to read all the text, but even the "microsoft final solution"-thing at the end is gone in a fraction of a second. so maybe you want to speed the whole thing down a bit.

the absolute absence of any kind of sound hurts the movie the most, i think. you could have at least done some voice acting here.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: Happy Thoughts

date: November 20, 2007

the background looked quite nice, i give you that. but the rest of the flash is really boring. there's just some (weird but funny) text scrolling on the screen and nothing else.
if you at least had added some music or sound fx to this it wouldn't be half as boring.
the best thing would be of course if you added some voices to this which could read the text.
some other sound (like for example: "she yanked my scrotum till it popped" *insert funny sound here*) would be nice, too.

Score: 4

"meh"

submission: Moxy's API

date: November 20, 2007

well, if you'd do less talking and more fighting this would be much more interesting. but right now it's just "so-so".
the graphics look ok and the few animations in there aren't that bad either. but as i said: it's so boring to read through all that text just to get a few seconds of "fighting". also, the sound seems a bit overamplified... or just really low quality.
the easter eggs are ok and a nice bonus.