Score: 7

"meh"

submission: Peanut

date: November 8, 2007

hah! you get 7 points just for the message! and it's good to see that even back then the portal was overrun by bad movies... although i can't imagine that it was as bad as it is nowadays...
anyways, back to the flash: yes, you're right. it's very pointless, but at least the peanut looks all right. so, you put at least SOME effort into this, by drawing the peanut.
and as i've already said: you had a message in this. so i think you made your point clear and i support this message.

Score: 2

"meh"

submission: Make Your Own Rap Song

date: November 7, 2007

the idea is quite original, i think. but the presentation lacks a lot.
first of all, that dancing dude just looks awful. please spent more time with drawing your characters and even more time animating them. it's just not entertaining to watch some crappy drawn something moving like his limps does not belong to him...
the sound quality of the words one can throw in is another drawback. it's just too dull and not very clear. at least the quality of the songs was decent.
i like the idea as a whole, but you really have to work on the presentation of this.

Score: 7

"meh"

submission: Crazy Bill Bojangler 3

date: November 7, 2007

the humour is wicked and pretty random as in the other episodes of this. the graphics are again decent, the voice acting is very good. you did very well with that accent.
the animations are a bid bland and unfortuneatly the lip sync is messed up. crazy bill just moves his mouth, whether he's speaking or not and no matter what he's saying, his lips just move randomly.
this would have been better if you had spent more time syncing the lip movements to the actual speech.

Score: 6

"meh"

submission: My Cartoon

date: November 6, 2007

i think this was funny. it didn't made me laugh, but i still think this is funny.
the graphics are good (they are even awesome considering the age of this flash!) and the voice acting is ok, too. i also liked the animations. that guy was able to move his legs when he was walking. it's a rare thing in those old flash movies...
the lip sync is done very well, so you get a big plus for that.
unfortunately the cartoon is pretty short; i think that guy could have done a little bit more to "entertain" the viewer.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: Im in Love w/ Mary Jane

date: November 6, 2007

while the graphics are decent and the voice acting is decent, too (at least one could understand what was said) the story itself is senseless and boring. also, the text was moving too fast, so i couldn't read it all.
try to slow down the whole thing a little bit and try to put more effort into creating storylines.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: The Real Matrix

date: November 6, 2007

the graphics are all right, i guess. the animations (the little there was) are ok, too. you also had some plot in this flash. sad thing is, i didn't like that plot. i expect a lot more funny scenes from a "spoof movie", not just some boring "fart jokes" and the text: "keanu reeves can't act".
so please put more effort and more though into your storyline.

Score: 1

"meh"

submission: US Patroler

date: November 4, 2007

ok, at least you put some thought into this game. the idea with moving to different areas and the "cinema mode" are very good. but the rest of the game is just too simple and too basic.
the graphics are too simple, the characters just need more details. different "hit zones" would have been nice, too. it doesn't matter where i aim, i always hit them right in the middle of their bodies.
the sound was too basic, too. ok, you had a "death cry" which is a good thing, but just one cry for all victims? it's just not enough.
what bothers me the most with this game is, that i can't be hit. this is just lame and takes away all the fun.

Score: 2

"meh"

submission: Attack of the Killer Dogs

date: November 4, 2007

the story is quite original and somewhat funny, but the bad graphics and the bad animations are hurting this movie very much.
the characters don't look very good, as one can see the outlines of the arms, so that it looks like as if the arms are pinned to the body. also, some of the text doesn't fit in the speech bubbles. that looks very bad and could have been easily avoided. now it looks like as if you hadn't put any effort into this.
the animations aren't that good either, when the dog runs he doesn't move his legs, but just some parts of his paws!
further on you really should check your spelling and your grammar before submitting flashes with text. there is a hughe difference between "your" and "you're". also, as i am speaking of the text: the text at the beginning was too fast, i could hardly read it. so slow it down a bit.

Score: 4

"meh"

submission: Pacman!

date: November 4, 2007

it's a nice game, but it's way too short. some more levels really could have made this more interesting.
you used the pacman theme for your game, but you missed out on some cool pacman sounds! the sounds you used are funny, but they really don't fit into this theme.

Score: 5

"meh"

submission: TapeWorm!

date: November 4, 2007

the story itself is funny and a bit random. but the bad graphics and some glitches hurt this movie a lot.
first of all, try to spend more time drawing and animating people, so that they don't look like some weird alien or something. then, try to "control" the mouth movements, so that that guy just moves his mouth the whole time, even though he's not supposed to be speaking.
as for the glitches: at some scene changes one could see the previous frame for the fraction of a second before the scene changed again and this time for good.
also, the bomb fell, nearly hit the ground, suddendly went up a bit, and then finaly hit the ground. please try to be more accurate with those kind of things, as they tend to be quite annoying.
as a final remark i have to say: you had some nice ideas in this flash, but you have to be more careful with the realization of those ideas.