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Snipe the Snipers! Snipe the Snipers!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

meh

it's just a picture i can "shoot" at and bullet holes will just appear in set locations (some spots in the face, nothing else).
at least provide the player with various hit zones, so that it will be more fun "shooting" the picture.


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Kill Pikachu - Part 1 Kill Pikachu - Part 1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

meh

this could have been a funny little game and the idea of combining a "tamagotchi" with this "pick your death" theme is quite an original one.
but sadly you didn't put much effort into this.
first of all: one could only choose between three different weapons. that's just not enough; hardly one minute goes by until one has seen them all twice.
then: the blood looked really bad. and pikachu looked all the same, doesn't matter if i stab him or pour some acid above his head. he still looks unharmed, but all of a sudden there are a few red circles on the screen.

the only weapon you did put at least some effort in was the junk press. here you at least changed the pasted image of pikachu.
if you had put the same effortin into the other two weapons, this would get a much higher score.


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Shitscape 7.0 Shitscape 7.0

Rated 2 / 5 stars

meh

i think this was a good attempt at a parody.
the graphics did look like the original netscape browser and i liked how you created the impression that those pages were actually loading.
but unfortuneatly there wasn't much else to do once you visited all of the pages.
most of the buttons didn't work and even more did bring up an error message. if you had added more content to this game i am sure that you would've gotten a much higher score.


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Tha Big BanG! (*fixed*) Tha Big BanG! (*fixed*)

Rated 1 / 5 stars

mrh

the idea was quite interesting and original. but this was more of a scene selection than a game.
while you put a lot of diversity in this and the graphics are at least decent, the animations still lack some quality.
try to create more fluent animations.



Paintballin' with Lil Mel Paintballin' with Lil Mel

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

meh

the voices were nice, but i don't think that it sounded like mel gibson (never heard him speak, though. movies translated and dubed here).
anyways, the game itself was mildly funny, especially the end. it could have been a bit more challenging and it needs a lot more diversity.



PenisCorps PenisCorps

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

meh

i liked the sounds you used. they fit well into the theme of the flash. the graphics were decent overall. you just have to work a bit on the coloring of the objects. don't use the whole spectrum of colors just because you can. this always looks boring and very unrealistic.
the main reason why i give you such a low score is the fucked up gameplay. one has simply little to no time to react, aim and shoot. in a fraction of a second the target appears and then BAM: "You lose".
you should have slowly increased the speed during the game. this way it would have been much more fun.


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DESTROY: Keanu Reeves DESTROY: Keanu Reeves

Rated 0 / 5 stars

meh

that game was pathetic. a few pictures of keanu reeves flying across the screen and all i can do is to click either his hands or his head.
you need a lot more than that to create a good game. add some diversity; some more "hit zones" would be really nice too... and let me choose some weapons to kill that guy.

at least the "blown off hands/head" looked decent.



MSN SUX ASS MSN SUX ASS

Rated 0 / 5 stars

meh

wow, that has to be the shortest game ever. just one single click and it's over.
you definetly have to make games longer than just one single click. maybe if you add a various range of weapons that i can choose from and more "hit zones". maybe even some music... and - most important - a little plot.
then maybe you can create a good game. but this one is just lame.



Sheep Slaughter 2 Sheep Slaughter 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

meh

wow, the sound was annoying... that "baababbaba" all the time really got to my nerves and i would give you a higher score if you would take that out of the flash.
sadly the game itself isn't that interesting. it's too short and too pointless. there's no challenge. all i had to do is to click three times per white sheep. nearly no aiming necessary (or possible... the bullets hit the sheeps at the exact same spot).

the graphics are decent, though. you just have to work on the gameplay... and on the sound.



Indepensent Killers Full Indepensent Killers Full

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

meh

first of all: a black text on a dark blue background is NOT a good idea! it's very hard to read!

ok, on with the review: the idea is quite good and the graphics are decent enough. one can tell that you put some effort into this game.
the idea with different parts is good, too.
but unfortunately that game doesn't make any sense as the opponents dissappear shortly after they fired at the player. that makes the whole concept somewhat useless. also, you didn't add a lifebar or at least or scoring.
so one can just sit back and click "continue" and beat the game with little to no effort.

but i liked that you used different sounds and music and even some voice acting.