LadyX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Microsoft 2000]

meh

this is mildly funny, but sadly no effort whatsoever is shown in this flash. it's just some random text on the screen with a black background and nothing else.
and what's even worse: the text is too fast. ok, maybe one isn't supposed to read all the text, but even the "microsoft final solution"-thing at the end is gone in a fraction of a second. so maybe you want to speed the whole thing down a bit.

the absolute absence of any kind of sound hurts the movie the most, i think. you could have at least done some voice acting here.

[Happy Thoughts]

meh

the background looked quite nice, i give you that. but the rest of the flash is really boring. there's just some (weird but funny) text scrolling on the screen and nothing else.
if you at least had added some music or sound fx to this it wouldn't be half as boring.
the best thing would be of course if you added some voices to this which could read the text.
some other sound (like for example: "she yanked my scrotum till it popped" *insert funny sound here*) would be nice, too.

[Man With A Knife]

meh

while the graphics are pretty decent for a first one, the animations are still bad.
the stabbed person didn't even move an inch while he was stabbed!
also, the black background wasn't that entertaining, so you maybe want to work on that a little.
the lack of sound is pretty annoying, as you missed a great opportunity to create an at least decent "first flash".
you definetly have to think of a better plot.

[VøøÐøø]

meh

well, this was pointless, to say the least. a voodoo guy flipping around and then getting shot... na, that doesn't make any sense.
at least the backgrounds looked quite good. i wish you had put the same effort in creating a decent plot.
oh, and you definetly have to work on your animation skills. because tweening is just not the way to go.

[The Soda Machine]

meh

ok, the graphics aren't terrible, but they aren't good either. they just look too choppy.
i liked, that you at least added some sound to this, this way it wasn't that boring to watch. but you definetly have to work on your animations. tweening just isn't the way to let people move around. also, i at first didn't get that the can was supposed to hit that guy. it looked like the can just flew out of the machine... and i also didn't get that in the last scene the can was meant to burst open... before i read some reviews here.
so, please try to improve the animations in this one and it could be at least a decenent flash.

[The truth about Area 51]

meh

ok, this made me chuckle a bit, i give you that. the ending was unexpected and i think you did a good job in creating a funny little flash.
unfortunately the graphics look quite choppy. they aren't bad, don't get me wrong here, but they aren't that good looking either.
but the worst part is that the text is moving quite fast. you should have added the text to a few more frames. also, the lack of sound is another weak point in this flash.
a sound of a flying rocket and maybe the sound of an arrow hitting the dart-board could have worked wonders in here.

[The Horror at Red Hook]

meh

ok, this was randomness at it's worst. the story is senseless and didn't made me laugh. it was way too short, anyway.
if you work a bit on your graphics and especially on your animations (people do move their legs when they walk, you know?) this could have at least been good looking.

[Sgt. Wanker]

meh

the graphics are ok and the voice acting is all right. the animations look a bit weird, but that's okay for a 7 year old flash.
the joke is quite funny and i like that you come to the point right away without a minutes long intro just for a 2 second punchline.

[CARTMAN]

meh

well, yes i am watching AND reviewing this in 2007 and yes, i do know when this submission was added.
well, the graphics... um, the head looked decent at most and there were no backgrounds in this. at least the song is quite funny but is presented in a much better way in the southpark movie.

if there were at least some backgrounds, then i would rate this a bit higher, i guess.

[Talent Show]

meh

the flash started well. that kid sounds kinda funny and the graphics/animations seemed ok to me.
but it just takes the flash too long to finally come to the point. that kid moved there around for an hour (or so it seemed) when finally the 'big joke' came.
it is mildly funny and pretty random. but as i said: it just takes too long.